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What the hell?

Wow. I can't believe this shitbitch is still up... tito and I were googling things and ran across this POS and decided we might bring it back from its two year hiatus. Collegedump.net shut down after we became college students and thus have an extreme lack of money to pay for anything other than food and alcohol. The site has alot of classic posts from our highscool days. We figure we had alot of fans back in the day and some of them might wanna know what we are up to these days.

Alot has happened in the two years since this thing was last updated. We started a couple of other sites that got pretty popular. Those sites eventually closed because we are cheap. We graduated highschool. We were involved in numerous shenanigans and general tom foolery. I joined the army. Cobes joined the air force. Tito is still a lazy piece of crap. We all go to some form of college, most of us at UW-Madison. Cobes has kids.

So, uh...welcome back to the site. Hopefully this wont just be a limited time affair, and we might actually get a good run out of this, I don't know. If you see some changes taking place around here it probably means we're sticking with it, but if you are looking at this post two years from today...well, you know.

Enjoy.

the shotgun kid 10:33 PM

Collegedump.net

In case there are still people visiting this site, you've probably noticed a swift dropoff in updates. That's because we dont post here anymore and we've moved to a different website. Different style. The new site is all in PHP which means you can register and login to the site and use things like the forum and download content. The new site is at www.collegedump.net

Tito Puente 6:06 PM

This post is Atkins friendly.

The Shotgun


Point: You suck.

Dude, seriously, you suck. I mean, look at you, you're a disgrace to human kind. You've got those acid washed jeans like you're in the eighties. And the haircut circa 1967. You're wearing a Boyz II Men shirt. You couldn't be any more laughable. Why do you insist on living and taking up our vital oxygen? If you were an inatimate object, you would be a piece of shit. No literally, a log sitting in the bottom of a toilet. You seriously need to go find a cliff, and then fall off of it like a lemming.

Ever since I saw you walk into Kwik Trip that day, I knew you were a loser. You got out of your piece of shit 1987 Buick Regal, and I knew you were bad news. Its not just that, but you were walking around like you were tough shit. I mean, you had biker gloves on and a leather jacket that was straight from the 80's. And not the good part of the 80's in which I was born, I'm talking the horrible, poke your eyes out with sporks, George Michaels part of the 80's. It's horrible. Just fuckin leave already. No, seriously, what are you still doing here? How did you get in here anyways? Seriously, I'm getting scared...are you stalking me? Don't force me to call security. I'm going to do it. I'm picking up the phone. No, don't pull that gun out of your 1980's style leather jacket. No, don't point it at me. All right, that's it, I'm calling security. No, don't cock that gun. No, don't switch the saftey off. Violence isn't necissary dude. You got a crazy look in your eyes man, almost like you're gonna shoot me....You don't have to do tha......................................................


Cobes

Counterpoint: I dont suck, you suck.


Dude, if you knew anything about fashion, you'd know that everything in fashion doesn't truly go out for good, it's just recycled, and pulled out of the closet a couple decades later. My jacket for example. Those kids at Columbine so brought them back. It just happend that they were slightly longer than the one I own. The music of the 80's never died either. I mean, VH1 turned into "I love the 80's" for a year straight, so don't go on tellin me that the 80's are dead. In fact, they aren't dead, and you suck. That's right, you may have security but I have Billy Idol. He's badass, and so am I. You know what, I don't suck, you do.. Smell ya later. Well, before I go, let me just do this one thing. BAM!

the shotgun kid 7:49 PM

What in the hell? An update?

Yeah I guess so. Apparently I've been away so long that Blogger has changed its whole interface. It's really fucked up and fancy now. I really liked the old way alot better when it was just me and some HTML. Anyway summer has been decent.

Recently rounded off July with Summerfest and Warped Tour.

The general theme for summer is that this site dies down as well as the forums. With school comming up in like a month, we should start updating some more if we can figure out how the new interface fucking works. I'll update soon with some shit but for now I'll leave you with some random pictures.

PS - We're like totally going to get a Culvers in Newville. OMG Gurrlz

Tito Puente 1:24 AM

Stories from a storyless town..

Well, i guess there has been a couple stories. Like Pitera's heartattack. He is all well now, sept a lil gimp-ness in his left arm or something like that. He has reported that it was a very minor heartattack, so his ticker is all good. I think that'd kinda suck if you just wear layin in bed and something like that happend. But yeah, that kid's a fighter and what not, so all he's gotta do is take it easy for the next couple weeks, and he'll be all good.

Movin on, I took part in regionals yesterday for track. That was pretty much pointless, i ain't movin on to sectionals, so no more track for me. I think the end of track is useally bout the time when time begins to slow down, cause the end of school is near, and i think it realizes this fact. It decides that it will prolong it's death as far as it can; as a way of getting revenage on the students who have kicked it's ass.

Hmm saw a couple movies in the past month. Both of which were chick flicks basically, wasn't my choice really, just went along cause i had nothin to do. The two movies were "Mean Girls" and "13 Going on 30". Mean Girls was a LOT better than i thought it'd be. Wow, i mean, to see that many hot girls in lil clothes made the movie for me. I kept leaning over to Biz and reminding her how hot they were in fact. The plot was alright too. There were a couple parts that made me laugh, so it's all good. The movie kinda over-stereotyped teens, but I guess that was kinda the goal of the movie, aside from teaching exceptance. Idk, i just like Lindsay Lohan.

The other movie, 13 going on 30 i was about 99% positive that the movie would suck, and suprisingly, didn't. The movie was alright, some parts were a little too sappy/predictible, but it was an alright movie. Not as many hot chicks compared to the privious movie, and they kept talking about her b/f, which she didn't know was her b/f's "thingy". These were the main flaws in the movie. It was a movie that was easy to get into, so i didn't mind puttin down 8 bucks to see it. Basically, if you have to see either one of these movies, go w/ mean girls. Less your plan was goin to see a girl where you could "comfort" a girl, then go w/ the 13 goin on 30. Either way, i'm sure that your girl will like the movies, so ya can't go wrong w/ either one.

Sorry about the movie review, but it was about the only thing that I could think of that would be of remote importance. At any rate, it's been very dead here at the blog, so i spose any news, regardless of the importance is still news. Well, once the summer starts, we'll get some more stuff posted. Things to look forward to: warped tour, summerfest, other concerts, doing stupid things w/ friends, yelling at homeless people, getting "W.O." drunk and making him do stupid things, other random stories where some crazy stuff happends.. But till then, school sucks.. OK, so i don't have a snappy conclusion, screw you hippy.



School sucks

Cobes 8:12 PM

I have no catchy headline for this one.

Sorry about the lack of updates faithful readers. We're kinda on a break right now, with the golf season in full swing (pun intended). Basically, with golf and the school year wrapping up, all of us are extremely busy. Hopefully we'll get some fresh stuff on here soon once we get some time. But for now, most of the news is being posted over on the forums, so head on over to the Edgerton Project. That's it for now, we'll be back after a while.

the shotgun kid 5:20 PM

A tragic day hits Edgerton

As of today, 4/24/2004, our sister site, Edgerton Underground, has officially been taken down, due to all the unwarented spike in the popularity of the site among Edgerton area Parents/School administration. This is a sad day for Edgerton, but don't fear, EU will be back online before you know it. Make sure to keep checking for the latest news. We'll still be here, hopefully, and I guess while EU is down you can get all your latest information here, or over at the Edgerton Project.

I guess you could say EU was revolutionary, because only when something is revolutionary is it automatically deemed dangerous and is cracked down on so harshly.

That's my two cents.

the shotgun kid 11:13 AM

Busy week, eh?

Sorry I was slacking on the post count this week, but the truth is I've been spending a lot of time on the forums. However, It was indeed been an interesting week. With news of the recent athletic violations dominating the airways, we are required to take action. As of now, we need to be more discreet with our media. The website's will stay continue, but all media including pictures, video's and anything of the sort that could possibly incriminate somebody, will be posted in our forums. They are very secure and very selective. Only people we can trust will be allowed access. If you want to join, simply go to the forums click on register at the top and wait for a confirmation e-mail. Then one you've registered, you need to IM either Lycense2Chill or sosoguy01 and let us know who you are. We will then grant you full access. If you haven't gone through this last step, you will still be able to view the forums, but only a small portion.
Well that's it for now as far as new, I got nothing else. Hopefully you join the forums and see the light. Tell your friends, I mean you're not cool unless you belong to a small community of online, fuck it I've got nothing. Later.

Tito Puente 10:38 AM

Wrongfully Accused...Wrongfully Punished...WTF?!

I'm going to have to agree with many fellow students who have expressed their emotions on the recent events. I know every school is different, but in stoughton none of this shit would of happened. We don't even receive detentions because faculty worry more about educating the kids who go to school and not just trying to get the ones who don't in trouble. Hello, they are only hurting themselves, its there choice and they have the freedom to do as they please.

Bretthauer, and I hope he reads this, is the kind of person who makes students with so much potential feel like the "all dancing, all rotting shit of the world". High school is about finding your true self. If a teacher puts you down, many feel as though nothing will change, and they will fail time and time again because this stereotype has been branded into their heads.

Anyways, what IM trying to say is that EHS needs some radical changes before things get worse, and its funny how they just ignore us, but believe me, we may only be high school students, but don't underestimate the power that we posses.

Tubbs 10:04 PM

Weird News Update

So I was looking up some wierd news that's happened in our great country. I was reading this newspaper article and it reminded me of how great our law enforcement system is. It somewhat reminded me of the Edgerton Police Department's work ethic. Please Read HERE.



-How about this article that really shows what perverts American Marketing Geniuses, and children's toy engineers at Mattel really are. Please click HERE.



-OK so there's all of these ricer kids out there with their foreign cars and their fag pipes, but once in a great while there is one of notability. This is not one of them but i need a paintjob like this van. Check this shat out BLAM.



-This photo definately sparks up the american in me. Check it



so yeah shows how bored a guy can get, but ya find some wierd shat out there. I'm out BLAM!!

Guitar Man 11:34 PM